I can’t agree with this more!

There was this one basketball guy in jr college who was tall, muscular with striking blue eyes. Classic gorgeous man…and little 19 year old naive as hell me drooled over him for weeks.

One day, he walked up to the picnic table my friend and were sitting on the top of. I started hyperventilating and getting all eyelash fluttery as my friend greeted him.

Then the Ultimate Hottie opened his mouth and transformed into an Totally Hideous Ugly Troll within two sentences by objectifing the girl walking by us with the most disgusting language.

Everytime I saw him for the rest of college, my skin crawled. Yuck.

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